{"id":187,"date":"2009-12-01T15:10:33","date_gmt":"2009-12-01T15:10:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/greenvehiclenetwork.com\/blog\/?p=187"},"modified":"2009-12-01T15:10:33","modified_gmt":"2009-12-01T15:10:33","slug":"funny-stuff-tuesday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.charitycar.ca\/directory-portal\/funny-stuff-tuesday\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Stuff Tuesday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I missed a Friday or two due to a big work load so I thought I would spread a little humor on this Tuesday morning:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Children in the back seats of cars can cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I missed a Friday or two due to a big work load so I thought I would spread a little humor on this Tuesday morning: &#8220;A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.&#8221; &#8220;Children in the back seats of cars can cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_citadela_custom_class":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[509],"tags":[],"citadela-post-location":[],"class_list":["post-187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-and-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.charitycar.ca\/directory-portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.charitycar.ca\/directory-portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.charitycar.ca\/directory-portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.charitycar.ca\/directory-portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.charitycar.ca\/directory-portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.charitycar.ca\/directory-portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.charitycar.ca\/directory-portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.charitycar.ca\/directory-portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.charitycar.ca\/directory-portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187"},{"taxonomy":"citadela-post-location","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.charitycar.ca\/directory-portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/citadela-post-location?post=187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}